Ahhh, I can just see all the male cyclists' eyes rolling now, and hear the groans of disgust. I just didn't think it was fair that kyle had a hump day for all the male cyclists, and the girls got left in the dust. I mean, really, just what I want to see on a Wednesday morning is a bunch of silicone-injected bimbos doing pilates half naked. Yeah, I know, all the men disagree. They hate to think that we ladies ogle just as much as they do.
As a matter of fact, just last night, as we were flipping between American Idol and Dancing with the Stars, I was commenting on how handsome and what a gorgeous bod Jason Taylor had.
Husband said, (with a look on his face like he had just stepped in a pile of dog poop) "Ugh. Change the channel. He's TOO handsome. I mean, it's like please. Put those biceps away."
Maybe it's because Husband lost all his upper body when he began biking....
I seemed to enjoy Jason's biceps immensely. And I didn't hear Husband complaining much about Jason's partner's outfit....and she danced in a bikini, getting tossed around and held up in the air with her legs splayed.
But I digress, and I don't have time to argue. I need to get on with my hump day.
DRUM ROLL.........
Patrick Dempsey, aka McDreamy gets the honor of being my first HUMP DAY choice. Not because he's handsome. ( which he is ) Not because he's a cyclist.
To me, there is nothing sexier and hotter than a man who loves his kids. And that picture of McDreamy riding with his daughter, Tahlula ( which , by the way, is a kick-ass name ) just melts my heartstrings.
I love to watch the Spousal Unit playing with our children. It makes me fall in love with him all over again.
It reminds me of a quote I once heard, " No man stands taller than when he stoops to help a child."
So, Patrick Dempsey, you get the HUMP DAY award. And it doesn't hurt that you are also McHOT, McSexy, and McDoable. Just give me 5 McMinutes with him.
I like to imagine in this photo that McHotness is thinking to himself, " Only one more mile to go to get to BikeWidow's house."
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Wait, I thought the pilates bimbos were on Friday? Ugh...
But I LOVE the idea of a counter to my guy's Hump Day. We girls could use some thrills, too.
I have to agree with the whole "man+kids=CUTE" theory. Maybe it's an instinctual thing but I can't deny I get all warm and fuzzy seeing dads interact with their little ones. Now this is where I get to embarrass the infamous Kyle Jones (as if he needs the help): Kyle has a soft spot for kids too. Big time. It was on one of our first dates here in Maryland while I was in Tech School at a great little seafood place on the balcony when Kyle spotted something below. There was a guy in all his cycling gear and his bike but there was one of those buggies on the back. He had his little blonde son that couldn't be more than 3 with him and they were sharing a water bottle. I said "Aaw, look daddy and son are taking a little water break" and that's when I looked back at Kyle. He was getting misty! Yeah, Kyle was starting to cry. Of course that made me start to sniffle a little but after that I had a good laugh. I love it when I find a chink in his "man-armor". It's absolutely endearing and I can't get enough of it.
Thanks again for giving the ladies something to enjoy on Wednesdays!
Fantastic! I have to endure the man-talk in the shop and regular booty photos... Really it doesn't bother me, but I do enjoy a little eye-candy on my side! May I vote for Matthew McConaughey for next weeks hump-day? Mmmmmmmmm....
Dr. McSexy looks kind McChubby
I guess I'll have to direct my wife to this site
Why do women have to share when their husband's/bf's get misty? I mean, shhhh with that stuff.
As far as McDreamy goes. I think he's a legitimate rider and all'round good guy, if not a racer. Kudos to him.
Hey you still alive. I have posted two Hump days so far and yet to have seen your posting. I can not believe you have burnt your self out yet.
this post is shades of pinkisthenewblog...:)
Who knew he was sponsored by Specialized?
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